Privacy Policy

We’re not here to sell your data.
We’re here to tear down brands, not run one on you.

Still — the law says we have to spell this out. So here it is.

1. What We Collect

If you:

• Join the Ripper List → we collect your name and email.
• Buy a report or teardown → we collect the info you give us to process payment (handled securely by Stripe, Gumroad, or whoever’s processing).
• Submit a brand for review → we collect whatever you put in the form, so don’t type anything you’d be embarrassed to see published.

We do not collect your browsing history, DNA, or secret family recipes.

2. How We Use It

• To send you teardowns, reports, and occasional intel drops.
• To deliver anything you’ve bought from us.
• To answer you if you reach out.

That’s it.
No “partner marketing lists.” No shadow advertising.

3. Storage

Your info sits in:

• Our email platform (like SendFox, MailerLite, etc.)
• Our payment processor’s secure system.

We protect it as best we can — but if you’re storing national security secrets in our signup form, you’re doing life wrong.

4. Sharing

We don’t share, sell, or trade your data.
Only exceptions:

• If the law drags us into court.
• If you’ve clearly asked us to connect you to someone.

5. Cookies & Tracking

Like most sites, we might use basic cookies to see what pages get traffic.
We don’t care about your shoe size, your favorite toothpaste, or your click history.

6. Your Rights

• You can unsubscribe at any time.
• You can ask us to delete your info and we will — unless there’s a legal reason we can’t.
• You can ask what info we have on you, but it’s probably just your name and email.

7. Updates

We can update this policy whenever we feel like it.
If that bothers you, unsubscribe now.

Questions?
Email us. Just don’t expect a cuddly customer service voice.