Terms of Use

Welcome to BrandRipper.
By being here, reading this, or handing us your email, you’re agreeing to the following.
If you don’t like it, close the tab.

1. No Hand-Holding

We speak plainly, sometimes harshly.
If you hire us or read our work, you accept that:

• We might call your brand ugly.
• We might call you out.
• You might even thank us later.

We don’t refund feelings.

2. Content Ownership

All content on this site — articles, teardowns, reports, logos, and assorted madness — belongs to us unless stated otherwise.
You can share it, link it, quote it with credit.
You can’t resell it, repackage it, or pretend you wrote it.

3. Services

If you pay for a teardown:

• Private: We deliver to you, no one else sees it.
• Public Discount: We publish it. You get roasted for less.

Either way, you pay upfront. No exceptions.

4. Email & Data

If you join the Ripper List:

• We’ll send you teardowns, reports, and occasional chaos.
• We won’t sell your data. We barely even want it.
• You can unsubscribe anytime — but you’ll miss the good stuff.

5. Not Advice

Nothing we say is “legal advice,” “financial advice,” or “marketing gospel.”
We offer opinion, insight, and art. What you do with it is on you.

6. Liability

If you act on something we say and it backfires, that’s your problem.
We don’t cover damages — to your brand, ego, or reputation.

7. Changes

We can update these terms whenever we feel like it.
If that bothers you, you’ll hate the rest of our work.

By using this site, you accept all of the above.
If not, the exit is behind you.